Once upon a time

There was a fair maiden who worked in the kingdom of Targetia. Everyday she went there and spent 8 hours or so trapped in a dungeon where the visitors would throw their garments down at her. She would be responsible to clean the garments off and send them back up so they could, eventually, get thrown back down at her again. T'was a tedious, yet noble task! As the visitors walked by and taunted the maiden she was forced to smile and be polite--no matter how irritating the visitors acted. The maiden worked hard and every other week she was rewarded with one gold coin--the bare minimum that she was allowed to receive. But the maiden was a good worker and never complained about the harsh conditions of her work.

One day when the maiden arrived at Targetia she was asked to summon a servant to take the place of another servant who had grown quite ill. The maiden was sometimes required to call upon servants by the aide of a small fairy named Telly Phone. Telly had the power to transport herself to each servant's home and let the servant know that they were needed in Targetia. However, after and hour and a half of using Telly, the poor maiden was unable to find a replacement for the ill servant--and to make matters worse, ANOTHER servant had grown ill, which left the kingdom of Targetia greatly shorthanded. The maiden was greatly saddened that her fellow servants had ignored Telly because that is just a mean, mean thing to do.

When the maiden informed her leader, Sir Nick, that Telly was unable to reach anybody Sir Nick told the maiden that he appreciated her effort--but the maiden could tell that he wished the outcome would have been different. The maiden had often heard talk among other servants that they wished they could put in more hours in Targetia because there was an economic crisis at that time and every gold coin earned was very much needed. However, these same servants were the ones who ignored Telly when Targetia needed them most. Many of them did not want to come in because it was the Night of Friday--a time of dinner, dancing, and other whimsical nonsense.

The rest of the maiden's night was very stressful because many, many visitors kept throwing clothes at her. The maiden felt like the other servants had abandoned her and greatly wished that at least ONE of them would have answered Telly's call for help.

And so, the fair maiden did her very best, yet the dungeon was left in shambles. As she rode her white horse home she hoped and prayed that when she would return to Targetia in the morning she would not be criticized by knights who ruled her. Because, after all, she had tried her very, very best.



The End.

Based on a true story of events that happened on 2/27/2009