I can't believe you actually said those things to me. I've never had anyone react like that to something so stupid. I guess you were upset that I threw off the balance of your perfect little world, huh? No more pancakes and pink-unicorns for you, right? Please! We both know that's not true. You've got the better deal here. Your not hurting--you're fine!
I don't know what's become of the world. Oh sure, call me cynical. Call me a terrible person or someone who has a "bad attitude". Whatever, I'll take it. Putting the blame on me does not fix the problem though, Lady! What about YOUR actions, huh? No, we CERTAINLY cannot blame you--that would be horrible!!! But let me tell you this, Lady; I AM NOT GOING TO FOLD!!! I have done that too much lately and I have decided that enough is enough!!!
I'll cooperate as far as your part is concerned. I'm not stupid enough to tear up the Mona Lisa before anyone can get a look at it. But listen well, Lady---YOU CANNOT BREAK ME!!! YOU WILL NEVER, EVER BREAK ME!!!